Here is a various assortment of Sam pictures. He has recently started smiling, so we think we'll keep him.
No, these tracks aren't actually used. But it makes for a funny picture, doesn't it?
"Let's go play outside daddy!"

Uncle Scott making noises with his hands.
Look ma, no hands!
And for anyone who might call CPS out there: no, he didn't actually get any beer. But again, it makes for a funny shot, eh?
Sam's Halloween costume
That smile makes it all worth it.
Sam's GQ shot.